normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
