the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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