Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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