If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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