Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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