Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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