Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
