You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
