why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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