I'm so fucking centered right now
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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