I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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