great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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