I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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