Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
