but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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