Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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