She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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