I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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