Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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