Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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