now i know why i became what i already was.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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