I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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