I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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