she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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