At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
