At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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