talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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