AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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