Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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