great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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