I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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