Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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