# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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