Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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