Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Randomize