Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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