New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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