Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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