Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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