I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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