i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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