i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize
