Its about making memories worth repressing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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