this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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