haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
