You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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