I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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