But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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