I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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