We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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