shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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