I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
barbara walters just said penis...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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