nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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