Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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