Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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