My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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