Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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