I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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