I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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