i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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