Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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